Archive for the 'Autoerrathmetic' Category

Autoerrathmetic Vol. 13

Categories: Cars, Autoerrathmetic

Volvo C30   A Door Stop
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Nissan Mixim Concept
Thankfully, this is just a concept.

Autoerrathmetic Vol. 12

Categories: Cars, Autoerrathmetic

BMW 528i   Kia Optima
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2008 Honda Accord

Let’s face it… Honda has some pretty interiors, but their exterior styling hasn’t been exactly classic or handsome, unless handsome is used in the sense of “she was a handsome woman”, which we all know means that said woman is mannish and far from pretty.

Considering the buckets of ugly Honda has been heaping on their cars, this is not too bad in profile. Too bad the grille looks like it was created for a truck.


Autoerrathmetic Vol. 11

Categories: Cars, Autoerrathmetic

Ford Fairlane Concept   A Yawn
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2009 Ford Flex

There is so much about this one I can’t get my head around.

First, Ford had a great name with a bit of nostalgia… Fairlane. But then they decide to give it an anonymous, non-descript name that will make it suck more connect less with the consumer.

Ford is billing the Flex as an interesting alternative to a minivan, but very little of what made the Fairlane interesting is left. The proportions have been modified, the suicide doors dumped, and overall the Flex has been dumbed down to the point that it looks like a tarted up wagon, not a unique people mover.

Most importantly, I can’t figure out where this fits into Ford’s model line. Ford already has the Edge and Freestyle/Taurus X/Whatever. The Flex is a similar size and has similar seating as the Freestyle. So why does it exist?

  • Is the Freestyle being discontinued? (Then why revamp as the Taurus X for one year?)
  • Is it supposed to be a ritzier alternative to the Taurus X? (Then why is it not a Mercury? Isn’t that what Mercury is for?)
  • Is it supposed to be Minivan 2.0 (Then why the conventional door… a hip-styled people mover with sliding door would give Chrysler a run for it’s money.)

Sorry guys, but it looks like Ford is earning all the trouble they are having.


Autoerrathmetic Vol. 10 1/2

Categories: Cars, VW, Autoerrathmetic

2006 Volkswagen Phaeton   Not a lot of cash
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2008 Chevy Malibu
Yeah, another lame post on the Malibu. I’m just fascinated by all the Volkswagen styling cues on it.

Autoerrathmetic Vol. 10

Categories: Cars, VW, Autoerrathmetic

2002 Volkswagen Passat   2005 Infiniti G35
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2008 Chevy Malibu
Apparently, somebody gave GM’s designers some smelling salts. It’s hard to believe that this looker is actually the replacement for the dog of a rental car currently called a Malibu. I’m beginning to think there is some hope for GM after all.
I’ve had this in draft forever… I do realize Detroit ended a while ago.

Autoerrathmetic Vol. 9

Categories: Cars, Autoerrathmetic

Ssangyong Rodius   2003 Honda Civic
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2007 Honda CR-V
More stinky design work from Honda. I just don’t understand why Honda has recently styled everything to look like crappity crap crap.

Autoerrathmetic Vol. 8

Categories: Cars, Autoerrathmetic

Kia Rio5   A Trunk
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2007 Chrysler Sebring
I think I know what Chrysler was going for, but they really screwed the pooch on the Sebring. The inspiration was watered down enough that all personality and emotion are lost. And let’s face it… cheap black plastic triangles do not look like glass, and are not sleek… they are just cheap, black plastic.

Autoerrathmetic Vol. 7

Categories: Cars, Autoerrathmetic

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1997 Honda Odyssey   A Bench Vice  
Honda Fit
(I know this thing is getting great reviews, but it’s still damn ugly. The Nissan Versa hatchback is a better looking subcompact. The sedan is another story.)

Autoerrathmetic Vol. 6

Categories: Cars, Autoerrathmetic

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Chrysler Crossfire   Saleen S7  
Lotus Europa
(I love this thing… I wish Lotus would bring it to the States.)
Europa pic shamelessly ripped off of Autoblog eons ago… bear with me while I catch up.

Autoerrathmetic Vol. 5

Categories: Cars, Autoerrathmetic

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2005 Lincoln Aviator   Grille of an ol’ Caddy Deville  
2007 Cadillac Escalade
(Come on, GM. THIS is what killed the Zeta?)

Autoerrathmetic Vol. 4

Categories: Cars, VW, Autoerrathmetic

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Lotus Elise   Loaf of Bread  
Volkswagen EcoRacer
(Blech!)

Autoerrathmetic Vol. 3

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Citroen C4   Volvo SCC  
Audi TT Shooting Brake

More Autoerrathmetic

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Mazda 6   Pontiac G6  
Honda Sports 4 Concept

Autoerrathmetic

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Hyundai Elantra   Oldsmobile Bravada  
Saab 9-6x
(picture blatantly ripped off from trollhattansaab.net)