This thing is sex on wheels. And with the seats down, you could comfortably do the deed.

The guys at MPH have the latest spy photos of the BMW M5 Touring (that’s station wagon in Bimmer-speak). I personally think that the 5-Series wagon is vastly more pleasing than the sedan. Then again, I just have a weird thing for wagons. Regardless, those of us who are city dwellers, and have limited parking, need a car that can be practical and still emotionally titillating. And with a 500hp V10, the M5 Touring should be able to haul… both literally and figuratively speaking.

I think the previous object of my lust has just been cast aside.